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Mark Simmons

Mock The Week star Mark Simmons is one of our most popular headline acts at The Stand-Up Club and quite simply one of the best comedians in the UK. A wizard with the one-liners, Mark also has the rare quality to be able to mix great jokes with fun audience banter to break up his set. He can also do a joke about pretty much any subject and even takes requests, he’s that annoyingly good! Mark is first-choice tour support for Rob Brydon, Seann Walsh and Rob Beckett, and regularly has his one-liners chosen for Dave’s Edinburgh Fringe Top Ten Jokes Of The Year.

Master of one liners’ – one4review *****

A talented comic with an artisan’s grasp of joke-writing” – Chortle ****

Gags of the highest order” – Broadway baby ****

‘Hilarious one liners’ – Edinburgh Festival Magazine ****

‘Perfectly timed, clever one-liners’ – Leicester Mercury

‘Exceptional quick witted comedy’ – Bristol Post

‘Very funny show’ – Time Out

Mark Simmons's Upcoming Shows

STAND-UP FRIDAYS: Fri 24 Sept

£16 - Good Availability

Friday 24 September, 7:45 pm

Comedy Pub, 7 Oxendon Street, London, SW1Y 4EE

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Fri 24 Sept: Stand-Up Fridays 7.45pm (doors 7.15pm) £16.00

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2 Course Meal (doesn't include tickets) £16.00

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Meal Deposit - LONDON BRIDGE £5.00

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Pre-Show Burger (doesn't include tickets) £11.00

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SATURDAY SHOWCASE: Sat 25 Sept

£18.50 - Good Availability

Saturday 25 September, 7:30 pm

Comedy Pub, 7 Oxendon Street, London, SW1Y 4EE

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Sat 25 September: Saturday Showcase, 7.30pm (doors 7.00pm) £18.50

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2 Course Meal (doesn't include tickets) £16.00

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Meal Deposit - LONDON BRIDGE £5.00

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Pre-Show Burger (doesn't include tickets) £11.00

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STAND-UP FRIDAYS: Fri 12 Nov

£16 - Good Availability

Friday 12 November, 7:45 pm

Comedy Pub, 7 Oxendon Street, London, SW1Y 4EE

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Mark Simmons

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Fri 12 November: Stand-Up Fridays 7.45pm (doors 7.15pm) £16.00

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2 Course Meal (doesn't include tickets) £16.00

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Meal Deposit - LONDON BRIDGE £5.00

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Pre-Show Burger (doesn't include tickets) £11.00

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SATURDAY SHOWCASE: Sat 13 Nov

£18.50 - Good Availability

Saturday 13 November, 7:45 pm

Comedy Pub, 7 Oxendon Street, London, SW1Y 4EE

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Mark Simmons

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Sat 13 November: Saturday Showcase, 7.45pm (doors 7.15pm) £18.50

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2 Course Meal (doesn't include tickets) £16.00

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Meal Deposit - LONDON BRIDGE £5.00

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Pre-Show Burger (doesn't include tickets) £11.00

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SATURDAY SHOWCASE: Sat 11 Dec

£20 - Good Availability

Saturday 11 December, 7:45 pm

Comedy Pub, 7 Oxendon Street, London, SW1Y 4EE

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Mark Simmons

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Sat 11 December: Saturday Showcase, 7.45pm (doors 7.15pm) £20.00

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2 Course Meal (doesn't include tickets) £16.00

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Meal Deposit - LONDON BRIDGE £5.00

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Pre-Show Burger (doesn't include tickets) £11.00

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Articles about this comedian:

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JOKE OF THE WEEK #1 – Mark Simmons

Brilliant one-linerer Mark Simmons kicks off our Joke Of The Week series with this gem. Mark is one of our favourite acts, please check him out on Twitter

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