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Mark Simmons

If you’re coming to The Stand-Up Club when Mock The Week star Mark Simmons is on then you are in for a treat. Tour support for Rob Beckett, Seann Walsh and Rob Brydon, Mark is one of the best joke-tellers around and even takes requests if you ask nicely!


Master of one liners’ – one4review *****

Gags of the highest order” – Broadway baby ****

Hilarious one liners’ – Edinburgh Festival Magazine ****

Perfectly timed, clever one-liners’ – Leicester Mercury

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Mark Simmons's Upcoming Shows

GUILDFORD: Saturday 30 July

£15 - Good Availability

Saturday 30 July, 8:00 pm

The Stoke, 103 Stoke Road, Guildford, GU1 4JN

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Mark Simmons

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Sat 30 July: The Stoke, Guildford 8pm (doors 7.30pm) £15.00


2 Course Meal (doesn't include tickets) £16.00


Meal Deposit - LONDON BRIDGE £5.00


Pre-Show Burger (doesn't include tickets) £11.00


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JOKE OF THE WEEK #1 – Mark Simmons

Brilliant one-linerer Mark Simmons kicks off our Joke Of The Week series with this gem. Mark is one of our favourite acts, please check him out on Twitter

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