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Mark Simmons

If you are coming to The Stand-Up Club. on a night when Mock The Week regular Mark Simmons is on you are in for a treat. Mark is one of the most popular headline acts at The Stand-Up Club and quite simply one of the best comedians in the UK. He has jokes about pretty much any subject and sometimes even takes requests if you ask nicely! Mark is first-choice tour support for Rob Brydon, Seann Walsh and Rob Beckett, and regularly has his jokes chosen for Dave’s Edinburgh Fringe Top Ten Jokes Of The Year.

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Master of one liners’ – one4review *****

A talented comic with an artisan’s grasp of joke-writing” – Chortle ****

Gags of the highest order” – Broadway baby ****

‘Hilarious one liners’ – Edinburgh Festival Magazine ****

‘Perfectly timed, clever one-liners’ – Leicester Mercury

Watch Mark Simmons at work

Kim Jong Un Joke!

Mark Simmons's Upcoming Shows

TOOTING: Thursday 3 February

£12.50 - SOLD OUT

Thursday 3 February, 7:45 pm

Tooting Tram & Social, 46-48 Mitcham Rd, London SW17 9NA

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Mark Simmons

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Thursday 3 February: The Stand-Up Club @ Tooting Tram & Social, 8pm (doors 7.15pm) £12.50

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2 Course Meal (doesn't include tickets) £16.00

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Meal Deposit - LONDON BRIDGE £5.00

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Pre-Show Burger (doesn't include tickets) £11.00

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PICCADILLY: Friday 25 February

£17.50 - Good Availability

Friday 25 February, 7:45 pm

Comedy Pub, 7 Oxendon Street, London, SW1Y 4EE

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Friday 25 February: The Stand-Up Club @ Comedy Pub, Piccadilly, 7.45pm £17.50

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2 Course Meal (doesn't include tickets) £16.00

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Meal Deposit - LONDON BRIDGE £5.00

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Pre-Show Burger (doesn't include tickets) £11.00

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PICCADILLY: Saturday 26 February

£20 - Good Availability

Saturday 26 February, 7:45 pm

Comedy Pub, 7 Oxendon Street, London, SW1Y 4EE

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Saturday 26 February: The Stand-Up Club @ Comedy Pub, Piccadilly, 7.45pm £20.00

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2 Course Meal (doesn't include tickets) £16.00

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Meal Deposit - LONDON BRIDGE £5.00

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Pre-Show Burger (doesn't include tickets) £11.00

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PICCADILLY: Saturday 19 March

£20 - Good Availability

Saturday 19 March, 7:45 pm

Comedy Pub, 7 Oxendon Street, London, SW1Y 4EE

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Saturday 19 March: The Stand-Up Club @ Comedy Pub, Piccadilly, 7.45pm £20.00

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2 Course Meal (doesn't include tickets) £16.00

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Meal Deposit - LONDON BRIDGE £5.00

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Pre-Show Burger (doesn't include tickets) £11.00

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PICCADILLY: Friday 22 April

£17.50 - Good Availability

Friday 22 April, 7:45 pm

Comedy Pub, 7 Oxendon Street, London, SW1Y 4EE

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Friday 22 April: The Stand-Up Club @ Comedy Pub, Piccadilly, 7.45pm £17.50

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2 Course Meal (doesn't include tickets) £16.00

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Meal Deposit - LONDON BRIDGE £5.00

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Pre-Show Burger (doesn't include tickets) £11.00

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Articles about this comedian:

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JOKE OF THE WEEK #1 – Mark Simmons

Brilliant one-linerer Mark Simmons kicks off our Joke Of The Week series with this gem. Mark is one of our favourite acts, please check him out on Twitter

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